THE VIBE CHECK
"WORKING 5 DAYS FOR 48 HOURS OF FREEDOM" DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH MY SPIRIT.
Let’s be honest: the math of modern corporate life is completely broken. This heavyweight tee captures that exact Sunday night existential dread and Monday morning reality. Featuring a beautifully chaotic, Simpson-inspired spiky-haired illustration of pure, unadulterated office burnout—complete with heavy eye bags and a forced posture over a lifeless laptop.
The premium cream contrast arch typography sits perfectly above the hand-sprayed gradient wash, delivering a loud, unbothered statement for casual Fridays or your next muted Zoom call. It's not just a shirt; it's a silent protest against the 5-day grind.
PREMIUM QUALITY & CRAFT
• Fabric: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton (275G / 9.7 oz)
• Process: Garment Dyed & Acid Washed for that perfect luxury vintage texture
• Silhouette: Signature dropped-shoulder, oversized boxy high-street fit
• Features: Thick double-layered mock neck collar (won't stretch out after washes)
SIZE GUIDE (Oversized Streetwear Fit)
ALL MEASUREMENTS ARE TAKEN ACROSS THE GARMENT WHILE LAID FLAT (IN INCHES).
• S — LENGTH: 28.0" | CHEST (PIT TO PIT): 22.4" | SLEEVE: 8.3"
• M — LENGTH: 28.7" | CHEST (PIT TO PIT): 23.2" | SLEEVE: 8.5"
• L — LENGTH: 29.5" | CHEST (PIT TO PIT): 24.0" | SLEEVE: 8.7"
• XL — LENGTH: 30.3" | CHEST (PIT TO PIT): 24.8" | SLEEVE: 8.9"
• 2XL — LENGTH: 31.1" | CHEST (PIT TO PIT): 25.6" | SLEEVE: 9.1"
*Note: True to high-street oversized fit. Order one size down for a more regular/standard fit. Please allow 0.5 - 1 inch variance due to manual measurement.*
